Dating App Roasting (I’ll roast your profile)

Description

Send me your dating app profile (Tinder, Hinge, etc), and I’ll give you my honest thoughts. Get ready to be roasted. Please specify if you want a mild or very spicy roast lol.

My Venmo is @hellolanemoore if you’d prefer that way. 

“I met my girlfriend about a year ago on a dating app, thanks in no small part to your, uh, constructive criticism of my profile. We’ll name our first kid after you or something!”

“Wow my profile is so much better and my matches have been a lot better too! Thank you!”

“Your advice really helped so much. I’m finally meeting the people who I wanted to meet, which is exciting!”