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Too many The Onion stories to post but here are a few:

Weird, Area Woman Wasn’t Harassed Today
New Dating Site Matches Users With Partners They Deserve
Police Report: Sexual Assault Numbers Under Control, Unless You Count The Super Brutal Ones
OE: Come On! There Has To Be One Person In This Goddamn School Who’s Been Molested by. A Guidance Counselor
Report: Area Woman Has Best Friends In Whole World
OE: Hey, Man, I Totally Get It; I’d Watch A 2-Hour ‘Biggest Loser’ Special, Too by. A Collection Of Nabakov’s Short Stories
FCC Chairman Overturns Decision To Cancel ‘Party Down’
Honey, Will You Make Me The Happiest Deeply-In-Denial Closeted Homosexual On Earth?
Science Confirms Men and Women Never Meant To Be More Than Friends
Sad Man On Train Reading Library Book About Day Trading
Low-Budget Film Panders Just As Shamelessly As Big Studio Feature
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
Senate Unable To Get Enough Republican Votes To Honor ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’
Guy Who Came In Late Not Sure How Much Longer He Should Pretend To Be Frazzled
Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again
Congress Spotted Leaving Gay Nightclub
Report: You Know You Are A Fucking Idiot, Right?
Rocky Horror Picture Show‘s Cult Following Just Doesn’t Have The Energy Anymore
Family Requests Privacy During This Unbelievably Awesome Time




McSweeney’s: Lane Moore

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I’m glad I’m not a man in the workplace because women have a nicer bathroom to cry in.
Let’s get together this 4th of July to quietly bond over our disappointment in a fireworks display.





(Read all posts here.)

8 Things To Do With Boobs
The 9 Types Of Guys Tinder Has Blessed Us With
8 Ways To Talk To A Suicidal Friend Without Making It Worse

8 Sexy Things To Do With Your Mouth
The 10 Stages Of Reconnecting With An Ex
16 Orgasm Problems Only Women Understand




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Gay Pride Flag Apparently The Worst Thing That Could’ve Happened To Virginia
California Schools Scrambling To Add Lesson Plans About Gay Americans
Regional Ranking Of Where It’s “Ok To Be Gay”
Gay And Lesbian Adoptions Have Tripled Despite Persistent Discrimination
K-Y Intense Commercial Features Totally Normal Lesbian Couple
The “Alternative” Female Actress, And Why Hollywood Has So Few Of Them
How To Make A ’90s Teen Sitcom Opener
Was Anyone Actually Surprised To Learn The ShamWow Guy Might Be Insane?
Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart Swell

Dilbert Creator Deletes Misogynist Rant
Why Do Screenwriters Hate Nerd Love?
Jon Hamm Talks About Rape And The Lack Of Positive Male Role Models
Why Winehouse’s Death Still Comes As A Shock
Why Geek Girls Shall Inherit The Earth
Why Are Men Feeling So ‘Manxious’ About The Rise Of Women?
Canadian Farmer’s Market Demands Firing Of Transgender Employees
The Emotional Cost Of Girl Scout Cookies

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Secretly Gay Movies: Fried Green Tomatoes
Secretly Gay Movies: A League Of Their Own
Getting Drunk With Lea DeLaria: The Orange Is The New Black Interview




                                                                                               A Day Without Headphones: My 24-Hour Street Harassment Diary


Go On With Your Bad Self: Misadventures In Self-Improvement





Why you should save your nickels for this year’s Women in Comedy Festival




Chasing Rayanne Graff: A Love Letter To Teen Girl Best Friends

Hang Out With Me w/Myq Kaplan – Lane talks about writing for The Onion, and dealing with depression and suicidal ideation.                                                                                                                                                The Soundtrack Series - Little Red Riding Hood: Lane talks about racist parents, roommates who shit on the floor, and Stevie Nicks speaking to her in a dream.
The Sharon Spell Show - Lane Moore: Lane talks about Buffy, her band, Buffy again, hating people, and how life is a lot like wanting to live inside Buffy.
Big Sauce Radio – (starts approx. minute 29) Lane talks about comedy, Twitter, music, insomnia, and vaudeville on Boston’s Big Sauce Radio.


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I’ve also worked on on-air promos, commercials, national marketing and advertising campaigns and social media for these fine companies, among others:

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